This is the Brenda Hostage Crisis. Seriously. Instead of a diplomatic crisis between Iran and the United States from November 4, 1979 to January 20, 1981, this is a diplomatic crisis between me and my mother (who from here on out will affectionately be referred to as "The Ayatollah Grandmami) which instead of lasting 2.75 years will likely last 2.75 months.
I'll be back shortly to explain but the Ayatollah is watching. Must find secret WIFI in the middle of Iowa, stat.
...and in the end
11 years ago
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I take it you're still in Iowa, gimpy girl?
LOL... I suspect that the lumber to your foot ordeal was SOMEHOW orchestrated by the Ayatollah.
#conspiracytheory
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