Showing posts with label funny things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny things. Show all posts

Friday, September 12, 2008

Gonna get himself connected...

Yesterday morning I was trying to get the house clean and ready for my sis to come over and watch the L's. Seriously Daddy and I had a date night planned for his 20th high school class reunion.

Yes, 20 years. I said HIS reunion. NOT mine. Not yet at least!

Anyway, as I was shoving things into closets and under the beds, you know, cleaning the house, I noticed the bigger of the little L's was out of site. In our case, OUT of site, means IN trouble. I found him downstairs on Seriously Daddy's laptop.


This is a small tidbit of our conversation...



Me - "L, what are you doing on SD's computer?"


L - "I have to email a guy."


Me - "What guy"


L- "Just a guy I know"

Me- "You know a guy and you email him?"


L- "Yeah, I need to email a guy who can buy Santa for me."



Me- "Umm, you know a guy who can buy you Santa?"

L- "Yes, mom. Geez."

Me"- "L, why do you want to buy Santa?"

L- "Because he makes all of the toys I want. If I own him, then I don't have to wait for Christmas."

Me- "Get off SD's computer. We need to talk."

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Here's me being slightly concerned that my three year old knows a guy that can get him Santa. What happens when I tell him to go to bed and he decides to email that guy? Does that guy know a guy who knows a guy who can take care of business? Maybe I need to start sleeping with one eye open...

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Today's funny things...

From the bigger of the little L's -
"Mommy, are you married?"
My reply -
"Yes baby, I am married to Daddy."
Little bigger L's reply-
"Oh, I guess I can still love you."

From Seriously Daddy-
"I think my Poison Ivy is back."
My reply-
"When is the last time you have had Poison Ivy"
Seriously Daddy-
"I got it working at camp."
Note to readers - Seriously Daddy and I met at camp in 1992. He hasn't worked at camp since 1992.
My reply-
"I'll give you some anti - itch cream for your phantom Poison Ivy outbreak."

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Funny things...

In my new effort to start documenting the funny things L&L do an a daily basis I am going start a daily log of the funny comments. Today's are...

"Mama, I am soooo schirsty (thirsty) for popcorn."

"Mom, I can't tell you thank you because I am too shy..."

Even though many times today I wanted to run out of the house screaming for Calgon to take me away, L&L continue to melt my heart every minute of every day.