Tuesday, November 18, 2008


Ten things that have blown my mind today...

1- The little Buzz Kill slept in until 6:30am. Miracle.

2- The Bigger of the Buzz Kills woke up on his own and happily got dressed for school.

3- Got to preschool and there was no snack for the kids. The mom who signed up totally spaced and left the kids hanging. I ran to the store and saved her ass. She refused to even acknowledge the save or the fact that she was responsible for the chaos. Whatever. It wasn't a big deal but still.

4- I signed up for NaBloPoMo for a reason to post some of the things I really want to say but instead I just get these meaningless posts in at the last minute. Classy ain't it?

5- Ran on the treadmill for 60 minutes and then ate half of a homemade pizza. I am still a moron just not a hungry moron anymore.

6- Andrew Zimmern is currently eating a chowder made with Cod sperm. He is a rock star because I would have run screaming out of the restaurant by now.

7- I purchase dog food at $52.00 a bag which lasts Frankie and Ernie about 1.75 weeks. And they still fart like they did on food that was $20.00 a bag.

8- My mother. That woman may have given birth to me but I'm not sure we are related. Polar opposites anyone?

9- My single with no kids sister actually agreed to watch the Buzz Kills on Sunday so Russ and I can have some sanity and do some scouting for Santa. If she backs out I plan on breaking her skinny little, single with no kids, footloose and fancy free neck. Seriously.

10- You are still reading this?

Until tomorrow. XOXOX


Casey said...

Hey, good work on the treadmill. I can't run for five seconds, I feel like I'm going to die. I didn't click on the cod sperm link, I wasn't sure where that link was headed and I didn't want to see something that might make me sick. I hope you have a great time on your date!

DeeMarie said...

I didn't click on the link either... didn't sound fun to see.
I usually watch my nephew(s) every couple weeks so my sister and her fiance can get stuff done. I'm cool like that. Enjoy your day away!!!

Heather said...

SERIOUSLY...52 dollars a bag! Holy Moly woman.

for a different kind of girl said...

I'm currently watching Dirty Jobs while I plow through people's posts before the Internet guy shows up, and Mike Rowe is making some kind of raw, nasty food for dogs they make using leftover cow parts. The skinless calf head was not awesome.

Anyway, I think I'm off track, but that's what I thought of when I read both Andrew Zimmerman and your dog food woes!

I'd have bent over backwards to thank you about the class snack. That was kind of lame! I hope I can get my unrelated/related Mom to watch my kids on Sunday so Santa cn go shopping, too.

The Stiletto Mom said...

Cod sperm? I just threw up...I may need to again! EWWWWW.

I am so freaking sick of NaBlahBlah...my brain is just begging me to stop.